DecideForMePlease.com is a novelty entertainment service. By using this site or purchasing a decision, you agree to these terms. They're short — I promise.
DecideForMePlease.com provides novelty, entertainment-only decision-making for low-stakes personal questions. I'm just some guy on the internet giving you an opinion — not a licensed professional of any kind. My decisions are not professional advice (legal, financial, medical, psychological, or otherwise) and should not be treated as such.
Each decision costs $10 USD, charged at the time of purchase through Stripe. By completing your payment, you're purchasing one decision delivered to the email address you provide.
Decisions are delivered by email within 24 hours of payment. Most arrive same-day. If I need more time, I'll let you know by email and offer a full refund if you'd rather not wait.
All decisions are final — that's the whole bit. However, if I'm unable to deliver your decision within the promised timeframe, you'll be offered a full refund. If something goes wrong on my end, reach out and I'll make it right.
I reserve the right to decline any question that involves illegal activity, harm to others, medical or legal decisions, or anything I'm not comfortable answering. In those cases, you'll get a full refund.
By submitting a question, you give me permission to use anonymized versions of your question and my response as sample verdicts on the website or social media. I'll never share your name, email, or identifying details publicly without your permission.
This is an entertainment service. I'm not liable for any decisions you make (or don't make) based on my responses. If you actually let a stranger on the internet decide something important for you, that's on you. Maximum liability is limited to the $10 you paid.
I may update these terms from time to time. If anything major changes, the updated date at the top will reflect it. Continued use of the service means you accept the current terms.
If you have questions about these terms, email me at decisions@decideformeplease.com. I'll give you a straight answer — for free, even.